this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop
yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
move your finger back and forth so it looks like the cat is following it
This is more entertaining than it should be.
its even more fun to do with your mouse scroller
This was the funniest shit.
the way Blaine tugs at Sam’s hoodie string in the third gif *u*
#did you hear that kurt? #they got back together #kurt #ku-urt #they got back TOGETHER KURT #are you listening #because this is the female version of us#except we’re only going to break up one time because I can’t handle going through this again #but the point #my dear sweet love of my life #is that they got back together #and we can too #it’s ok to do that #kurt sweetie